Hot In Here

AUTHOR: Alanna diAblo
CATEGORY: Humor, JC/AL, Pratt/Chen, SL/LK
SPOILERS: Lockdown
ARCHIVE: Trust me, you don't WANT to archive this.
DISCLAIMER: I don't think by reading this you'll get the impression that I own them. So read this and get that impression. Oh, and the song belongs to Nelly, not me.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I don't want to claim that I wrote this. I WAS BORED! Is all I have to say. REALLY REALLY REALLY BORED. Oh, and this is a compleate and utter JOKE.
SUMMARY: It gettin' hot in here...

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Chen and Pratt sat, still being held hostige in their own work place. "This sucks." Pratt said.

"You've been saying that for the past fifteen hours." Chen said, to tired and bored to really care. Stan was awake and pissing in a cornor, singing to himself. "STAN SHUT THE HELL UP!" Chen said, loosing her paitience for the both of them. She was going to get out of here, and go to sleep for a very, very long time.

"Hey Deb."

"Don't call me that." But Chen looked over at Pratt, who was taking his shirt off. "Put your shirt back on."

"Not in this heat." Chen shrugged and rolled her eyes. Hell, if she could take off her shirt, she would have ages ago.

"What did you want to ask me?" Chen asked impaitiently.

"Wanna hook up?"

"Excuse me?!" Chen said, wanting to slap the cocky smile off Pratt's face.

"It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes..." Pratt sang, and Stan soon joined it. "C'mon Chen, we might as well get some while we're stuck in here."

Chen sighed. "I am gettin' so hot, I wanna take my clothes off." She added grumpily. "I wouldn't normaly say that you know."

"This is Alanna's fic, we do what she wants." Stan said, then vanished so Alanna wouldn't have to do a three-some scene. Pratt and Chen took off all there clothes because it was gettin' hot in there so they had to take off all their clothes. "We are...getting so hot...we gotta take our clothes off..." They sang as they had sex.

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Carter and Abby we're sitting on the gurney, niether one of them speaking, untill...

"It's gettin' hot in here!" Shriked Carter.

"Where did *that* come from?" Abby asked.

"Dunno...SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!" A strange force overwhelmed both of them to sing that annoying song by Nelly and to strip.

"I AM GETTIN' SO HOT I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!" Abby sang as she twirled her scrubs around her head like a lasoo. This turned Carter on, so he tried it. "Carter--your so hot when you do that!" Abby cried, and Carter grinned. Then they had hot sex.

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Susan and Luka we're setting up the clinic when Romano entered. He caught his reflection in the glass and turned himself around, checking out his own ass.

"Are you okay Doctor Romano?" Susan asked.


"OHHHH!" Luka chimmed in.

"It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes!" They all sang together, not n'sync or in tune at all, but not seeming to care that it made glass break. Then-because Alanna couldn't get rid of it this time-they had hot sex...all three of them...


Author's Note: I know this sucked. I was soooo bored! Forgive me if the character's of ER never seem the same to you anymore. Anyways, as you probably know, the song "Hot in Here" is by Nelly, I just thought it was appropriate for a bad fic like this. So, please don't send feedback if you hated it because I know that I hate it, but it distracted me from being bored for about ten minnutes, so don't bash it. I KNOW IT SUCKED. :) Thanks guys, hopefully my muse won't be high next time and I'll write something decent.

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