CATEGORY: cast/ Parody
SUMMARY: An ER parody to the tune of "Part of Your World" in the Disney classic THE LITTLE MERMAID
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my ER COLLECTION complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl,
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
How many wonders can one ER hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got IVs and needles a-plenty
I've got DNRs and catheters galore
You want intubation tubes?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the patients are
I wanna see, wanna see them hemorrhaging
Laying around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh - gurneys!
Throwing up, you don't get too far
Stomachs are required for seizing, and rupturing
Strolling along down a - what's that word again?
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day on the roof
Wanderin' free - wish I could be
Part of the ER
What would I give if I could live out of these lounges?
What would I pay to spend a day in a trauma room?
Bet'cha on land they understand
That they don't reprimand their patients
Bright young women sick of being impregnated
Ready to stand
I'm ready to know what the people know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's a spinal tap and why does it - what's the word?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that ER up above?
Out of the TV
Wish I could be
Part of that ER